Michael Scott Quote #1437
Quote from Michael Scott in New Boss
Charles: Excuse me, guys. What's going on in here?
Michael Scott: Party planning committee. Not your concern, Charles.
Charles: This doesn't seem like a good way to spend company time.
Michael Scott: Really? Well, then how would we come up with great ideas like Jim's? Go ahead.
Jim: No, I would like to get back to work, actually.
Charles: What you got, Jim? [reading] What is a two-way petting zoo?
Jim: You pet the animals, they pet you back.
Michael Scott: It's a great idea. And we have a cake in the shape of a bale of hay.
Pam: It's just a regular-shaped cake.
Michael Scott: But it's cool...
The Office Quotes
‘New Boss’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [on the phone] Michael Scott calling for David. Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.
Quote from Pam
Pam: I can tell Michael's mood by which comedy routine he chooses to do. The more infantile, the more upset he is. And he just skipped the Ace Ventura talking butt thing. He never skips it. This is bad.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, Michael, come on, no. You have to charm them.
Receptionist: [answering phone] David Wallace's office.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey there, gorgeous. How you doing today?
Receptionist: I'm good, thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: How's it hanging?
Receptionist: All right.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good. Listen. My name is Michael Scotch. And I just wanted to say that I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in five seconds-
Michael Scott: What are you doing? God! Oh, my God!