Michael Scott Quote #1428
Quote from Michael Scott in New Boss
Michael Scott: I just got off the horn with David Wallace, and he said that you and I should try to get to know each other better. And I agree. So, what I would like you to do is, tell me something that you've never told anybody before.
Charles: No.
Michael Scott: Come on. What's your wife's name? Where did you work before?
Charles: Saticoy Steel.
Michael Scott: Beautiful. See, African-Americans have such a rich history of unusual names.
Charles: No, I worked at a company called Saticoy Steel.
The Office Quotes
‘New Boss’ Quotes
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Quote from Pam
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, Michael, come on, no. You have to charm them.
Receptionist: [answering phone] David Wallace's office.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey there, gorgeous. How you doing today?
Receptionist: I'm good, thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: How's it hanging?
Receptionist: All right.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good. Listen. My name is Michael Scotch. And I just wanted to say that I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in five seconds-
Michael Scott: What are you doing? God! Oh, my God!