Michael Scott Quote #1427
Quote from Michael Scott in New Boss
David: [on the phone] Look, Michael. Charles is very qualified. Get to know him. I really think the two of you are gonna make a great team.
Michael Scott: But the branch is still mine?
David: You're still the branch manager, yes. And if you need anything else at all, just let Charles know.
Dwight K. Schrute: Ask about the party.
Michael Scott: Right. Are you coming to my 15th anniversary party?
David: I'll give it my best shot.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, the other thing.
Michael Scott: If we hired Cirque de Soleil as salaried employees, will that help us with the year-end tax stuff? [silence]
Dwight K. Schrute: You think he hung up?
David: No.
The Office Quotes
‘New Boss’ Quotes
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Michael Scott: [on the phone] Michael Scott calling for David. Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.
Quote from Pam
Pam: I can tell Michael's mood by which comedy routine he chooses to do. The more infantile, the more upset he is. And he just skipped the Ace Ventura talking butt thing. He never skips it. This is bad.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, Michael, come on, no. You have to charm them.
Receptionist: [answering phone] David Wallace's office.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey there, gorgeous. How you doing today?
Receptionist: I'm good, thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: How's it hanging?
Receptionist: All right.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good. Listen. My name is Michael Scotch. And I just wanted to say that I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in five seconds-
Michael Scott: What are you doing? God! Oh, my God!