Michael Scott Quote #1424
Quote from Michael Scott in New Boss
Michael Scott: Well, due to the economy, there's a lot of worry going around, I didn't want to worry people.
Charles: You didn't tell them?
Michael Scott: Why don't-
Charles: What I told Michael-
Michael Scott: Charles is gonna tell you-
Charles: is that we are cutting, which means we will no longer be matching 401k contributions. And all overtime requests will need to come through the corporate office.
Stanley: Fantastic.
Michael Scott: Well, it's not official.
Charles: It is official. It is official. And actually, guys, I'm encouraging branches to consider a freeze on discretionary spending.
Michael Scott: Such as salary benefits, et cetera. Et cetera, insurance.
Charles: No, no. Not salaries. Petty cash, supplies and, you know, parties. Things like that.
Dwight K. Schrute: [whispering] What about your party?
Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? I think this has been great. I think this gives us a lot to think about, doesn't it? Charles Miner, ladies and gentlemen. He has a long trip home. Thank him for coming, we have to get back to work.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
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Receptionist: [answering phone] David Wallace's office.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey there, gorgeous. How you doing today?
Receptionist: I'm good, thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: How's it hanging?
Receptionist: All right.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good. Listen. My name is Michael Scotch. And I just wanted to say that I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in five seconds-
Michael Scott: What are you doing? God! Oh, my God!