Jim Quote #308
Jim: Hey, how you doing? I'm Jim Halpert, from sales. I just wanted to say if you need anything, let me know.
Charles: Why are you wearing a tuxedo?
Jim: I didn't think you'd notice. It's funny, actually. There's another salesman out here, Dwight Schrute, he sent out this memo as he always does, and it was about professionalism in the workplace, and of course he singled me out. So I just had to mess with him. Uh. Oh, you'd understand it if you'd read the memo. There's probably one in the drawer. It was pretty crazy. But... Not more crazy than wearing a tux at work, I grant you that. So, I'm going to-
Charles: Your name's Jim?
Jim: Yep. Jim Halpert. So I'm just going to let you get back to it.
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