Jim Quote #305
Quote from Jim in Golden Ticket
Dwight K. Schrute: Ding dong.
Jim: Who is it?
Dwight K. Schrute: KGB.
Jim: All right. I just got out of the shower. I'll be one second.
Dwight K. Schrute: [in Russian accent] When you are done, open the door. Hello in there?
Jim: Yeah, I'm late so I have to brush my teeth. It's a whole routine.
Dwight K. Schrute: We have other houses to visit.
Jim: If you wanna come back then, that'd be fine.
Dwight K. Schrute: We'll come back at- How is 4:45?
Jim: I get home from work around 6:00.
Dwight K. Schrute: How about 5:15?
Jim: You can try it. That might work.
Dwight K. Schrute: Very well. We will come back at 5:15.
Jim: All right.
The Office Quotes
‘Golden Ticket’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
Jim: Ding-dong.
Michael Scott: Who's there?
Jim: KGB.
Michael Scott: Dwight, get the door.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm not answering the door.
Michael Scott: Answer the door.
Jim: Ding dong.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's the KGB.
Michael Scott: You get it.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm not answering that. You answer it.
Michael Scott: I'm not gonna answer it.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm not gonna answer it. It's the KGB!
Jim: [slapping Dwight across the face] The KGB will wait for no one. [Michael laughs]
Dwight K. Schrute: [to camera:] It's true.
Quote from Pam
Pam: [answering the phone] Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Hi, David. [Michael shakes his head at Pam] No, I'm sorry. He's not back from the civil rights rally. I'll have him call you the minute he gets back from the Lincoln Memorial. [aside to camera:]
Pam: When Michael's skirting a phone call, he gave me a list of places to say he is. "Stopping a fight in the parking lot." "An Obama fashion show." Whatever that is. Or "Trapped in an oil painting." I'm gonna save that one.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I got a knock-knock joke.
Michael Scott: No, no.
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, please? Please. Please let me.
Michael Scott: Alright.
Dwight K. Schrute: Knock knock.
Michael Scott: Who's there?
Dwight K. Schrute: KGB.
Michael Scott: KG- [Dwight slaps Michael across the face]
Dwight K. Schrute: [in a Russian accent] We will ask the questions.
Michael Scott: What the hell was that?
Dwight K. Schrute: What are you doing?
Michael Scott: What are you doing?
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, hey, hey. Stop that.
Michael Scott: You, you like that?
Dwight K. Schrute: Come on. What are you doing? Mine was part of my hilarious joke!
Michael Scott: Mine was retribution. What are you doing? No more knock-knock jokes. That's it.