Michael Scott Quote #1384
Quote from Michael Scott in Lecture Circuit: Part 2
Michael Scott: Good morning, Viet Nashua! Sales. Sales is what "bwings" us together today. How do we deal with clients who say, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about paper," and get them to show us the money? Well, we are going to find out today. Show of hands. How many of you are salesmen? Let's see the salesmen. Ooh, okay. Well, I know what the rest of you are thinking. Wow, yuck. Salesmen are the worst. They are awful. They are so arrogant. They think the whole place revolves around them. Handsome. Good listeners. Funny. Mr.
Wonderful. So, okay, you're a salesman. What's your name?
A.J.: A.J.
Michael Scott: What kind of name is A.J.? What, do you race cars?
A.J.: I'm a salesman. That's why I raised my hand.
Michael Scott: Ooh, ouch. Okay, good. You're funny. Very good and funny. Tell me, A.J. Are you dating? Is there somebody you date?
A.J.: Yeah. Why, are you interested?
The Office Quotes
‘Lecture Circuit: Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: That was weird, huh? It's all part of the presentation. It was confusing, right? Because confusing situations happen to us all the time in our jobs. I'm just trying to bridge the gap between what just happened, and the fact that I'm going to be doing the rest of the presentation. [as Forrest Gump] Sales is like a box of chocolates. You never know which vendor you're gonna get. Forrest Gump.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: Is there a birthday that you remember that you loved?
Dwight K. Schrute: Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light. An intense pressure like I'd never felt before. Father, dressed in white, pulls me forward. Mother bites the cord.
Jim: Stop. Forever stop that story. That's disgusting, and it doesn't count.
Quote from Andy
Angela: Hello, everyone. Oh, ice cream. Nice, Kevin. Looks good.
Oscar: Angela, you're more chipper than usual.
Angela: I am proud to announce that there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic. She doesn't struggle when you try to dress her. She's a third-generation show cat. Her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say, she was very, very expensive.
Meredith: How much?
Angela: $7,000.
Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.
Oscar: Where'd you get the money?
Angela: I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay.
Kevin: Wait, you didn't give it back?
Angela: He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name is Princess Lady!
Meredith: Seven grand. I gotta see that little bitch.