Dwight K. Schrute Quote #499
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Lecture Circuit: Part 2
Jim: We have a lot to do, and you are putting up a very effeminate sign. Is that what you've been doing?
Dwight K. Schrute: It's not effeminate. It's festive.
Jim: You've been making that for something that we can just announce to the office? Hey, everybody, the party's now at 3:00.
Stanley: I know, I just read it on the sign.
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‘Lecture Circuit: Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: That was weird, huh? It's all part of the presentation. It was confusing, right? Because confusing situations happen to us all the time in our jobs. I'm just trying to bridge the gap between what just happened, and the fact that I'm going to be doing the rest of the presentation. [as Forrest Gump] Sales is like a box of chocolates. You never know which vendor you're gonna get. Forrest Gump.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: Is there a birthday that you remember that you loved?
Dwight K. Schrute: Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light. An intense pressure like I'd never felt before. Father, dressed in white, pulls me forward. Mother bites the cord.
Jim: Stop. Forever stop that story. That's disgusting, and it doesn't count.
Quote from Andy
Angela: Hello, everyone. Oh, ice cream. Nice, Kevin. Looks good.
Oscar: Angela, you're more chipper than usual.
Angela: I am proud to announce that there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic. She doesn't struggle when you try to dress her. She's a third-generation show cat. Her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say, she was very, very expensive.
Meredith: How much?
Angela: $7,000.
Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.
Oscar: Where'd you get the money?
Angela: I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay.
Kevin: Wait, you didn't give it back?
Angela: He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name is Princess Lady!
Meredith: Seven grand. I gotta see that little bitch.