Kevin Quote #93
Quote from Kevin in Prince Family Paper
Jim: I think all of us have a tendency to view celebrities as sort of mythical figures. You know, we don't really see them as real, so therefore, we don't judge them as real people.
Kevin: Are you serious? Jim, just show us a picture.
Oscar: Kevin, come on.
Kelly: Yeah, shut up, Kevin.
Kevin: But he's making all these fancy- It's a gut thing.
Jim: That's fair. Kev, do me a favor. Why don't you close your eyes? Now imagine that Hilary Swank comes into this office for real. She walks over to you and she says, "Kevin Malone, I just read your online profile and there's nothing I'd rather do than make out with you right now." Now you tell me something- Is she hot?
[Kevin smiles and nods, everyone applauds as he walks over to the other side of the room.]
Jim: Does that end the debate? Or- Kev, what are you doing?
Kevin: No, it's "is she hot?", not "would you do her?" Respect the game.
The Office Quotes
‘Prince Family Paper’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: In nature, there's something called the food chain. It is where the shark eats the little shark, and the little shark eats the littler shark. And so on and so on and so on, until you get down to the single-cell shark. So now, replace sharks with paper companies. And that is all you need to know about business.
Quote from Pam
Pam: Ladies, are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don't even give him full Internet access.
Kevin: Wait, what?
Quote from Jim
Dwight K. Schrute: What's- What's this?
Jim: Looks like a red wire.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. That wasn't here before.
Jim: It's a computer, Dwight. I mean, computers have wires.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yours doesn't.
Jim: Doesn't it?
Dwight K. Schrute: No. It's going in a different direction than the other wires.
Jim: I'm really busy. I can't talk about this anymore.
[Dwight follows the red cable]
Phyllis: Dwight, get out of here.
Dwight K. Schrute: Just shut up, Phyllis.
Stanley: What are you doing?
[aside to camera:]
Jim: I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market up by Dunmore High School. Twenty bucks for the whole spool. Crazy. What a deal. Oh. [looking out the window and seeing Dwight climb a telephone pole] He'll be fine. I made it up there.