Dwight K. Schrute Quote #475
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Prince Family Paper
Dwight K. Schrute: The store next to them is for lease.
Michael Scott: So what?
Dwight K. Schrute: It means they're not expanding.
Michael Scott: Maybe they're shrinking.
Dwight K. Schrute: No.
Michael Scott: They could be shrinking.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, because the sign is centered perfectly above their store. No sign of the sign being moved.
Michael Scott: Uh-huh.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's lunchtime. But no sign of anyone coming in or out, which means they're not taking new customers out to lunch. They're not acquiring new business. So once again, no growth.
Michael Scott: Uh-huh. Yeah. And there are clouds. Clouds in the sky. That means it's gonna rain. Bad for business.
Dwight K. Schrute: It would if they were altocumulus, not cirrostratus.
Michael Scott: Argh, why are you all-
Dwight K. Schrute: Get your clouds right.
Michael Scott: Shut up.
The Office Quotes
‘Prince Family Paper’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: In nature, there's something called the food chain. It is where the shark eats the little shark, and the little shark eats the littler shark. And so on and so on and so on, until you get down to the single-cell shark. So now, replace sharks with paper companies. And that is all you need to know about business.
Quote from Pam
Pam: Ladies, are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don't even give him full Internet access.
Kevin: Wait, what?
Quote from Jim
Dwight K. Schrute: What's- What's this?
Jim: Looks like a red wire.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. That wasn't here before.
Jim: It's a computer, Dwight. I mean, computers have wires.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yours doesn't.
Jim: Doesn't it?
Dwight K. Schrute: No. It's going in a different direction than the other wires.
Jim: I'm really busy. I can't talk about this anymore.
[Dwight follows the red cable]
Phyllis: Dwight, get out of here.
Dwight K. Schrute: Just shut up, Phyllis.
Stanley: What are you doing?
[aside to camera:]
Jim: I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market up by Dunmore High School. Twenty bucks for the whole spool. Crazy. What a deal. Oh. [looking out the window and seeing Dwight climb a telephone pole] He'll be fine. I made it up there.