Jim Quote #289
Quote from Jim in Prince Family Paper
Kevin: Not at all.
Meredith: She's got mean eyes.
Pam: Have you seen her with her bangs?
Kevin: She looks like a monster.
Jim: She is a beautiful movie star. So, maybe we should just go to work.
Meredith: She is an amazing actress.
Kevin: But that's not the question.
Phyllis: She's not hot.
Kevin: Thank you, Phyllis.
Jim: Okay. Why don't we just put this to a vote? Then we'll be done with it.
Angela: I'm not voting.
Jim: No one cares.
Jim: Who thinks that Hilary Swank is hot, raise your hand. And who thinks that Hilary Swank is not hot, raise your hands.
Kevin: Five. Five to five.
Jim: Thank you, accounting department.
The Office Quotes
‘Prince Family Paper’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: In nature, there's something called the food chain. It is where the shark eats the little shark, and the little shark eats the littler shark. And so on and so on and so on, until you get down to the single-cell shark. So now, replace sharks with paper companies. And that is all you need to know about business.
Quote from Pam
Pam: Ladies, are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don't even give him full Internet access.
Kevin: Wait, what?
Quote from Jim
Dwight K. Schrute: What's- What's this?
Jim: Looks like a red wire.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. That wasn't here before.
Jim: It's a computer, Dwight. I mean, computers have wires.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yours doesn't.
Jim: Doesn't it?
Dwight K. Schrute: No. It's going in a different direction than the other wires.
Jim: I'm really busy. I can't talk about this anymore.
[Dwight follows the red cable]
Phyllis: Dwight, get out of here.
Dwight K. Schrute: Just shut up, Phyllis.
Stanley: What are you doing?
[aside to camera:]
Jim: I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market up by Dunmore High School. Twenty bucks for the whole spool. Crazy. What a deal. Oh. [looking out the window and seeing Dwight climb a telephone pole] He'll be fine. I made it up there.