Michael Scott Quote #1319
Quote from Michael Scott in The Duel
Michael Scott: Andy, walk with me.
Andy: Will do, boss man.
Michael Scott: Oh. I do not have much time - car's all the way over there - to tell you what I have to tell you. And just bear in mind that when I say, say these things that are bad things that you hear in your ears, this is something that I, if I were you, that I wouldn't want to hear.
Andy: You're not making any sense.
Michael Scott: Well, no, I'm not. So I- So I'm not very articulate today, so I'll just leave it for another time. Another day.
Andy: All righty.
Michael Scott: Which shall be fine. I'm off.
Andy: Have a good meeting. Kick Wallace's ass.
Michael Scott: Okay, I will. Dwight and Angela are having an affair, so.
Andy: I can't hear you through the glass.
Michael Scott: [winds window down] Dwight and Angela are having an affair. They've been sleeping together for some time. That was the news. I wanted to let you know.
Andy: What?
Michael Scott: All right. See you later.
Andy: Are you serious?
Michael Scott: Yep!
The Office Quotes
‘The Duel’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
David: So listen, Michael. Your branch has been doing great lately, and your sales staff is reporting very strong numbers. Outperforming last year, in fact. And I don't know exactly how to put this, but what are you doing right?
Michael Scott: Right, what?
David: Utica, Albany, all the other branches are struggling. But your branch is reporting strong numbers. Look, you're not our most traditional guy, but clearly something you are doing is right and I need to get a sense of what that is.
Michael Scott: David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have, and I always will. Don't ever for any reason do anything to anyone for any reason, ever, no matter what.
No matter where or who, or who you are with or where you are going, or or where you've been. Ever. For any reason whatsoever. This is gonna sound sort of high maintenance, but could we have it, like, three degrees cooler in here? I always think better when it's cooler.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Rule 17. Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season. There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. [singing] Learn your rules, you better learn your rules, if you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep
Quote from Meredith
Meredith: I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder.