Michael Scott Quote #1266
Quote from Michael Scott in Business Trip
David: [on the phone] Sounds like somebody had a good trip.
Michael Scott: No, actually, the trip sucked.
David: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: The trip sucked, David. It blew chunks. It was terrible. It was a bad trip.
David: What are you talking about?
Michael Scott: I did not like the trip. Well, starting with the airport shuttle, which was basically just a van. And business class, which was basically just coach. And the hotel which sucked big time.
David: The hotel? What, M-
Michael Scott: It was not- It sucked.
David: I'm sorry to hear the hotel was bad.
Michael Scott: Oh, and thanks for the tip on the concierge. That was great. That was great. That was- That was a really good choice.
David: Hey, hey, Michael. Please, listen for a second.
Michael Scott: No, David, you listen to me. Why did you send her away? That- God! You knew I liked her and you just sent her away. And that-That was a sucky thing to do, man.
David: Michael, sometimes-
Michael Scott: That was a really sucky thing to do.
The Office Quotes
‘Business Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Did you know that in Morocco it is common to exchange a small gift when meeting somebody for the first time? In Japan, you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment. In Italy, you must always wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite.
Jim: Why are you telling us this?
Michael Scott: I am jetting off on an international business trip.
Jim: Where you going?
Michael Scott: To Can-ada.
Jim: Where is it?
Michael Scott: Canada.
Jim: Okay.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Meredith: Pam failed art school.
Dwight K. Schrute: Huh. Wow. Doesn't surprise me.
Jim: Excuse me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Have you seen her painting, Jim? The building? There are shadows coming from two different directions.
Phyllis: Dwight, stop it.
Stanley: Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: What? Are there two suns?
Meredith: Come on.
Stanley: Oh, my God.
Dwight K. Schrute: Last I checked, that's not an office building in the Andromeda galaxy.
Jim: I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's totally unrealistic. No lines in the parking lot.
Quote from David
David: I was happy to send Michael on this trip. He's been feeling pretty down since we had to transfer Holly up to New Hampshire and... But this little perk really seemed to turn him around. And it's pretty tough to find somebody who wants to go up to Winnipeg mid-November.