Kelly Quote #61
Quote from Kelly in Customer Survey
Kelly: What's going on?
Michael Scott: Why don't you tell us.
Kelly: Nothing's going on.
Dwight K. Schrute: Let me paint you a picture, of a little girl from southern India, who, despite being welcomed into this country, will now spend the rest of her life in prison for a crime she did commit.
Michael Scott: Dwight, I was informed by these gentlemen that the reports that you filed may not entirely be accurate.
Kelly: What? I don't know what you're talking about. This is the first time I'm hearing about this.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, come on! You juked the stats, cupcake.
Jim: We called about a dozen customers, they all said they gave us great marks.
Michael Scott: What's going on?
Kelly: I love your tie, Michael.
Michael Scott: Oh. Kelly?
Kelly: I was raped.
Michael Scott: You cannot say "I was raped" and expect all your problems to go away, Kelly. Not again. Don't keep doing that.
The Office Quotes
‘Customer Survey’ Quotes
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I was there. That dude is not engaged. I'm not a big believer in therapy, but I'll go into my own pockets to cover his co-pay.
Quote from Angela
Angela: OK, fine. You can have your tent, but only if it's in a field. A hand-plowed field.
Andy: Done, and done-er.
Angela: There has to be a barn that's old enough that you can see the stars through the roof slats when you lay on your back. And antique tools to look at when you roll over.
Andy: Do you have a specific place in mind?
Angela: But anything within a 5 to 8 mile radius is acceptable.
Andy: On it!
Quote from Jim
Michael Scott: Jimbo, let's do this thang.
Jim: That is me. Wish me luck.
Dwight K. Schrute: No way.
Pam: [on Bluetooth speaker] Good luck.
Jim: Thanks.
Dwight K. Schrute: Didn't say anything.
Pam: Love you.
Jim: Love you too.
Dwight K. Schrute: What do you think I am saying to you?
Jim: Not talking to you.