Jim Quote #265
Quote from Jim in Customer Survey
Michael Scott: Now, Jim is going to be the client. Dwight, you're going to have to sell to him without being aggressive, hostile, or difficult. Let's go.
Dwight K. Schrute: All right, fine. [clears throat] Ring.
Jim: Hello.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin paper company.
Jim: Oh, that's great 'cause I need paper.
Dwight K. Schrute: Excellent, then you are in luck because we are having a limited-time offer only on everything.
Jim: Wow. This is my lucky day.
Michael Scott: Ask him his name.
Dwight K. Schrute: What's your name, sir?
Jim: I am Bill Buttlicker.
Dwight K. Schrute: Really? That's your real name?
Jim: How dare you? My family built this country, by the way!
Michael Scott: Be respectful, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, Michael.
Jim: Would you hold on a second? That's my other line. Hello. [laughing] No, I'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman. He's so dumb. I'm probably just gonna keep him on line forever and not buy anything. Okay.
The Office Quotes
‘Customer Survey’ Quotes
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I was there. That dude is not engaged. I'm not a big believer in therapy, but I'll go into my own pockets to cover his co-pay.
Quote from Angela
Angela: OK, fine. You can have your tent, but only if it's in a field. A hand-plowed field.
Andy: Done, and done-er.
Angela: There has to be a barn that's old enough that you can see the stars through the roof slats when you lay on your back. And antique tools to look at when you roll over.
Andy: Do you have a specific place in mind?
Angela: But anything within a 5 to 8 mile radius is acceptable.
Andy: On it!
Quote from Jim
Michael Scott: Jimbo, let's do this thang.
Jim: That is me. Wish me luck.
Dwight K. Schrute: No way.
Pam: [on Bluetooth speaker] Good luck.
Jim: Thanks.
Dwight K. Schrute: Didn't say anything.
Pam: Love you.
Jim: Love you too.
Dwight K. Schrute: What do you think I am saying to you?
Jim: Not talking to you.