Dwight K. Schrute Quote #438
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Customer Survey
Michael Scott: Dwight, your feedback is horrible.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's impossible.
Michael Scott: A number of your clients found your personal style abrasive and distasteful?
Dwight K. Schrute: I sell more paper than anyone.
Michael Scott: No, no, no, no.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, is this a joke? I'm getting that queasy feeling that sometimes accompanies jokes.
Michael Scott: Do I look like I am joking?
Dwight K. Schrute: No, but that's sometimes part of it.
Michael Scott: If I were joking, you'd be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing?
Dwight K. Schrute: Impossible to say. I can't see myself.
Michael Scott: You're not.
The Office Quotes
‘Customer Survey’ Quotes
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I was there. That dude is not engaged. I'm not a big believer in therapy, but I'll go into my own pockets to cover his co-pay.
Quote from Angela
Angela: OK, fine. You can have your tent, but only if it's in a field. A hand-plowed field.
Andy: Done, and done-er.
Angela: There has to be a barn that's old enough that you can see the stars through the roof slats when you lay on your back. And antique tools to look at when you roll over.
Andy: Do you have a specific place in mind?
Angela: But anything within a 5 to 8 mile radius is acceptable.
Andy: On it!
Quote from Jim
Michael Scott: Jimbo, let's do this thang.
Jim: That is me. Wish me luck.
Dwight K. Schrute: No way.
Pam: [on Bluetooth speaker] Good luck.
Jim: Thanks.
Dwight K. Schrute: Didn't say anything.
Pam: Love you.
Jim: Love you too.
Dwight K. Schrute: What do you think I am saying to you?
Jim: Not talking to you.