Darryl Quote #38

Quote from Darryl in Crime Aid

Darryl: Mike, do my thing.
Michael Scott: Yes, great. Very good. So, Darryl and the boys in the hood in the warehouse have graciously donated to go out for a beer with them right now.
Michael Scott: You know what? I'm actually going to bid on this. I'm gonna start the bidding because this is something that I've dreamt of.
Darryl: Mike, you can't do this. It's conflict of interest.
Jim: $5.
Darryl: Sold to Jim!
Michael Scott: Okay. Okay, sold! Have fun, you guys.

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 ‘Crime Aid’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: To recoup their losses, I am planning a little charity auction. Where people from all over Scranton can come and bid on our goods and services. I'm calling it Crime Aid. It's like Farm Aid. But instead of farms fighting against AIDS, it is us fighting against our own poverty.

Quote from Creed

Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.

Quote from Darryl

Darryl: Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.