Dwight K. Schrute Quote #429

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Crime Aid

Dwight K. Schrute: Listen to me close cause I'm only gonna say this once. You either break off your engagement with that singing buffoon, apologize, and then date me. Or you can say goodbye to this.
Angela: I think you have me confused with another person.
Dwight K. Schrute: I said I was only gonna say it once. You have until 6:14 P.M. 6:14.
Angela: I heard you.

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