Dwight K. Schrute Quote #425
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Crime Aid
Phyllis: What are you making?
Dwight K. Schrute: A knife.
Phyllis: You're making a knife with a knife?
Dwight K. Schrute: You got a better way?
Phyllis: You wanna talk about it?
Dwight K. Schrute: About what?
Phyllis: You know I know. You know they know.
Dwight K. Schrute: I know none of that. And if I did, you'd be the last to know.
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