Jim Quote #252
Quote from Jim in Baby Shower
Jim: [on the phone] Hey. You busy?
Pam: Not even. I'm doing laundry for the first time in like a month.
Jim: Okay, you gotta hear this. So, Jan's shower is going on right now, she's singing Son of a Preacher Man-
Pam: I can't hear anything-
Jim: Everyone's just staring at her.
Pam: There's like machines going.
Jim: The song is about losing your virginity next to a church, and guess what, she's been singing for the last 20 minutes!
Pam: I can't hear anything!
Jim: Oh. Okay, well you know what, I- Well, just call me later.
The Office Quotes
‘Baby Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me. It feeds my soul. Babies are drawn to me, and I think it's because they see me as one of them. But cooler. And with my life put together a little bit. If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no government, and things could get terrible. It actually, probably it would be a better screenplay idea than a serious suggestion.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Is this it? I mean, is this two bowls of M&M's and some balloons? You know what, Phyllis, I think you need to step it up. I think you need to get the lead out. Because if I'm not mistaken, we gave you your wedding shower here. We all came into this room and gave you a golden shower. Well, you know what, where's my golden shower, Phyllis?
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.