Pam Quote #186
Quote from Pam in Baby Shower
Pam: [on the phone] So you know Stacy, right?
Jim: Right. The one from England.
Pam: There's no one from England, Jim. Katie studied in Ireland. This is Stacy, the one who does the Maira Kalman-style collages.
Jim: Right, that style.
Pam: So, Stacy and Eric get to Bogre's DeTech half an hour early so they don't have to sit on the slab. Anyway, Bogre's TA Sarah Kaya comes in.
Jim: Wait, who's Sarah Kayacombsen?
Pam: No, Sarah Kaya comes in. Don't interrupt, I have like 30 sec to finish this and get to DigiPres.
Jim: Okay, okay.
Pam: So Sarah Kaya says to Eric, "No way. You can't reserve seats." And Stacy gets all up in her face and Sarah picks up Stacy's new PM pad and throws it at the light box.
Jim: No way!
Pam: Yes!
Jim: That's hilarious?
Pam: No, it was horrible! Jim, she might get arrested.
Jim: Who, Stacy?
Pam: No, Stacy is a boy! Urgh. Frustrating. Why can't you just be in art class with me? Oh, wait, I gotta go, class starting.
Jim: OK, I'll ta- [disconnects] I'll talk to you later. That was a good story.
Dwight K. Schrute: Who's Sarah Kayacombsen?
The Office Quotes
‘Baby Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me. It feeds my soul. Babies are drawn to me, and I think it's because they see me as one of them. But cooler. And with my life put together a little bit. If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no government, and things could get terrible. It actually, probably it would be a better screenplay idea than a serious suggestion.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Is this it? I mean, is this two bowls of M&M's and some balloons? You know what, Phyllis, I think you need to step it up. I think you need to get the lead out. Because if I'm not mistaken, we gave you your wedding shower here. We all came into this room and gave you a golden shower. Well, you know what, where's my golden shower, Phyllis?
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.