Michael Scott Quote #1206
Quote from Michael Scott in Baby Shower
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael! My water's breaking!
Michael Scott: Okay! Okay!
Dwight K. Schrute: What do you do?
Michael Scott: I get a call from Jan and meet her at the hospital.
Dwight K. Schrute: Right. Highways or surface roads?
Michael Scott: I take Quincy Ave to Gibson.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, Gibson is covered in potholes. Your car breaks down. Adapt!
Michael Scott: I checked the route, there are no potholes.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's about adapting to the circumstances.
Michael Scott: Andy, would you like to have my baby?
Andy: Yes! Yes!
Dwight K. Schrute: No. Okay, I'm crowning! I'm crowning!
Michael Scott: All right. Sorry. Here we go. Here we go!
Dwight K. Schrute: The pressure! The pressure!
Michael Scott: Do it! Do it! Scream! Scream it out, scream it out!
The Office Quotes
‘Baby Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me. It feeds my soul. Babies are drawn to me, and I think it's because they see me as one of them. But cooler. And with my life put together a little bit. If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no government, and things could get terrible. It actually, probably it would be a better screenplay idea than a serious suggestion.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Is this it? I mean, is this two bowls of M&M's and some balloons? You know what, Phyllis, I think you need to step it up. I think you need to get the lead out. Because if I'm not mistaken, we gave you your wedding shower here. We all came into this room and gave you a golden shower. Well, you know what, where's my golden shower, Phyllis?
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.