Michael Scott Quote #1183
Quote from Michael Scott in Weight Loss
Michael Scott: Dwight, I would like you to apologize to this beautiful, beautiful woman for forcing her to walk 5 miles, which for her, is basically a death march.
Dwight K. Schrute: She should thank me.
Michael Scott: OK, Phyllis, thank Dwight first.
Phyllis: Why should I have to thank him?
Michael Scott: You're right. You're right. Just, Dwight, do it. Just say it, OK?
Dwight K. Schrute: I apologize for creating a ruse which forced you to exercise.
Michael Scott: Finally! Right? Phyllis, you must be exhausted from standing on those gams. Why don't you have a seat? Let's all clap at Phyllis.
The Office Quotes
‘Weight Loss’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons. The truth is I have lost a little of my speed. A little of my fire. Here's what I used to look like. Look at those biceps. We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.
Quote from Holly
Darryl: 2,336 pounds. Y'all need to learn some portion control.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait a minute. Pam is on the scale.
Michael Scott: Oh, Pamcake. No, no, no. We would love your extra poundage, but you are going to be leaving us next week, so vamoose. Vamoose, Pam. Dunder Mifflin family only.
Dwight K. Schrute: Family only.
Darryl: All right, got it. 2,210 pounds.
Kevin: Pam, you weigh 226 pounds?
Holly: Almost, Kevin.
Pam: Not almost, though, Holly. I mean, not- Not close to 200.
Holly: [whispering to Kevin] Math is hard.
Kevin: Yeah.