Michael Scott Quote #1133
Quote from Michael Scott in Job Fair
Michael Scott: Wha- What is this?
Pam: Piece of paper.
Michael Scott: This isn't Dunder Mifflin paper. It's some sort of Pendleton crap.
Pam: Well, I think they'll get the spirit of it.
Michael Scott: Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam! We're dying here. I want you to go back to the office, and I want you to get the real stuff. I want you to get ultra white card stock.
Pam: Are you serious?
Michael Scott: Yes. And don't call me Shirley.
The Office Quotes
‘Job Fair’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth. But kids are very wary of being lured these days. Thank you, Dateline.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Today I am meeting a potential client on the golf course because Ryan put me on probation. You remember Ryan. He was the temp here. Yeah. And- It is not a good time for me to lose my job since I have some pretty big long-term plans in my personal life with Pam that I'd like her parents to be psyched about. So I am about to do something very bold at this job that I've never done before: Try.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Excuse me, people. It has come to my attention that some of you have forgotten who is in charge here. When Michael is gone, Jim is in charge. When Jim is gone, Andy and I are in charge. When Andy is gone, you answer to me. Okay? [to Stanley] Excuse me, where do you think you're going? Oh, no, no. You're not leaving. No! Stanley. Do not walk out that door! If you walk out that door, so help me, I will- He left. Last time I checked, the American workday ends at 5:00 P.M. You will all stay at your desks until that time or you will suffer the consequences.
Phyllis: What consequences?
Dwight K. Schrute: I will tell on you.