Pam Quote #176
Pam: I only brought the one.
Michael Scott: Are you mental?
Pam: Michael, do you remember you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, "Are you sure, Michael?" And you said, "Pam, Pam, Pam." And then you sneezed in my tea. And then you said, "Don't worry. It's just allergies." Do you remember that?
Michael Scott: I don't.
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Phyllis: What consequences?
Dwight K. Schrute: I will tell on you.