Michael Scott Quote #1114
Quote from Michael Scott in Night Out
Michael Scott: Ryan? We're gonna take your clothes off.
Ryan: No! Guys I think my friend Troy might have a drug problem. What do I do?
Dwight K. Schrute: I think his species might have a higher tolerance than ours.
Michael Scott: Shh. Just stop. Here's what you do. You tell him that you're his friend, and that you're going to help him, and that everything's gonna be all right. And then you put a wire on him and you find out who's selling him drugs. And then you get that guy and you flip him. You turn him into a snitch. You follow that guy to the people really, really bad. I've been watching The Wire recently. I don't understand a word of it.
The Office Quotes
‘Night Out’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I've never met anybody who does that. You wash dogs? Very cool.
Woman: That's one aspect of small pet grooming.What do you do?
Michael Scott: I am a bank teller.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Ryan told me to always tell a woman you work in finance.
Quote from Ryan
Phyllis: Did the police solve the problem with the-
Ryan: Yes. Yes, they did. Yes, they did.
[to camera:]
Ryan: Yes, the social networking feature of the Dunder-Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? I know that a lot of you are very angry with Ryan because he's the reason we've to come in tomorrow. However, I swear to God, if any of you hurts him in any way, emotionally, or taunts him or makes fun of his height or his half-beard-
Ryan: Okay. Thanks, Michael.