Dwight K. Schrute Quote #399
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Night Out
Ryan: Dwight Schrute, man. How's Schrute farms?
Dwight K. Schrute: Good.
Ryan: This guy owns his own beet farm.
Troy: Insane!
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, it's weevil season, but we were prepared.
Ryan: "Weevils" What a crazy word, man. I don't even know what that means? What does that mean?
Dwight K. Schrute: They lay their eggs inside the unripe beetroot, then, come springtime, the babies eat their way out.
Ryan: Crazy!
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Michael Scott: I've never met anybody who does that. You wash dogs? Very cool.
Woman: That's one aspect of small pet grooming.What do you do?
Michael Scott: I am a bank teller.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Ryan told me to always tell a woman you work in finance.
Quote from Ryan
Phyllis: Did the police solve the problem with the-
Ryan: Yes. Yes, they did. Yes, they did.
[to camera:]
Ryan: Yes, the social networking feature of the Dunder-Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? I know that a lot of you are very angry with Ryan because he's the reason we've to come in tomorrow. However, I swear to God, if any of you hurts him in any way, emotionally, or taunts him or makes fun of his height or his half-beard-
Ryan: Okay. Thanks, Michael.