Dwight K. Schrute Quote #397

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Night Out

Ryan: Guys, I want you to meet a really good friend of mine. This is Troy.
Michael Scott: Hey. Nice to meet you.
Troy: Hey. How're you doing?
Dwight K. Schrute: Hi. Dwight. You resemble the Tolkien character.
Ryan: He basically is, man. He's a regular banking wizard.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, no, not a wizard. A hobbit.

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 ‘Night Out’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: I've never met anybody who does that. You wash dogs? Very cool.
Woman: That's one aspect of small pet grooming.What do you do?
Michael Scott: I am a bank teller.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Ryan told me to always tell a woman you work in finance.

Quote from Ryan

Phyllis: Did the police solve the problem with the-
Ryan: Yes. Yes, they did. Yes, they did.
[to camera:]
Ryan: Yes, the social networking feature of the Dunder-Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? I know that a lot of you are very angry with Ryan because he's the reason we've to come in tomorrow. However, I swear to God, if any of you hurts him in any way, emotionally, or taunts him or makes fun of his height or his half-beard-
Ryan: Okay. Thanks, Michael.