Michael Scott Quote #1105
Quote from Michael Scott in Night Out
Michael Scott: Would you have sex with Meredith?
Jim: What?
Michael Scott: Do you think she'd keep it quiet?
Jim: I'm gonna go to my desk.
Michael Scott: Jim, it's not the horniness, okay? It's the loneliness. That's-
Jim: I know.
The Office Quotes
‘Night Out’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I've never met anybody who does that. You wash dogs? Very cool.
Woman: That's one aspect of small pet grooming.What do you do?
Michael Scott: I am a bank teller.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Ryan told me to always tell a woman you work in finance.
Quote from Ryan
Phyllis: Did the police solve the problem with the-
Ryan: Yes. Yes, they did. Yes, they did.
[to camera:]
Ryan: Yes, the social networking feature of the Dunder-Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? I know that a lot of you are very angry with Ryan because he's the reason we've to come in tomorrow. However, I swear to God, if any of you hurts him in any way, emotionally, or taunts him or makes fun of his height or his half-beard-
Ryan: Okay. Thanks, Michael.