Toby Quote #31
Quote from Toby in The Deposition
Diane Kelly: Mr. Scott, who is this other woman Ryan, who you refer to here as "just as hot as Jan, but in a different way."
Michael Scott: Not a woman, just a cool, great-looking best friend.
Mr. Schneider: Aren't we trying to determine whether Michael and Jan were engaged in a romantic affair. Not Michael and this Ryan person.
Toby: [laughing] Excuse me.
The Office Quotes
‘The Deposition’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Why did I do it? I don't know. Jan said that it was because of the photo that she revealed the diary. But she already brought the diary with her to New York. So... You expect to get screwed by your company. But you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.
Quote from Jan
Jan: People underestimate Michael. There are plenty of things that he is well above average at. Like ice skating. He is a very good ice skater.
Quote from Michael Scott
Mr. Schneider: Can you go back to where this digression began?
Stenographer: "Mr. Schneider: 'And you were directly under her the entire time?' Mr. Scott: 'That's what she said.'"
Michael Scott: Well... Delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it.