Michael Scott Quote #1059
Quote from Michael Scott in The Deposition
Michael Scott: How could you give up my diary?
Jan: I had to. I'm sorry, but I need to win this. We need to win this.
Michael Scott: How'd you even find it?
Jan: You keep it under my side of the mattress.
Michael Scott: I don't like the lump.
The Office Quotes
‘The Deposition’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Why did I do it? I don't know. Jan said that it was because of the photo that she revealed the diary. But she already brought the diary with her to New York. So... You expect to get screwed by your company. But you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.
Quote from Jan
Jan: People underestimate Michael. There are plenty of things that he is well above average at. Like ice skating. He is a very good ice skater.
Quote from Michael Scott
Mr. Schneider: Can you go back to where this digression began?
Stenographer: "Mr. Schneider: 'And you were directly under her the entire time?' Mr. Scott: 'That's what she said.'"
Michael Scott: Well... Delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it.