Michael Scott Quote #1046
Quote from Michael Scott in The Deposition
[After Pam hands Michael a Post-it note with a hot dog saying "Hey Buddy"]
Michael Scott: This is a very important client. But I have the most important client sitting right in front of me, my boss. So I'll call him back-
Ryan: No. Customer service is obviously priority one. You take the call.
Michael Scott: N- No, money isn't everything, Ryan. And you're my friend, and I don't wanna be rude.
Ryan: Take the call, friend.
Michael Scott: I refuse. No. My house, my rules, I insist.
Ryan: I insist you take your work calls.
Michael Scott: Okay. All right, Pam, would you put the call through. [Pam presses a few buttons on the phone] Hiya, buddy.
The Office Quotes
‘The Deposition’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Why did I do it? I don't know. Jan said that it was because of the photo that she revealed the diary. But she already brought the diary with her to New York. So... You expect to get screwed by your company. But you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.
Quote from Jan
Jan: People underestimate Michael. There are plenty of things that he is well above average at. Like ice skating. He is a very good ice skater.
Quote from Michael Scott
Mr. Schneider: Can you go back to where this digression began?
Stenographer: "Mr. Schneider: 'And you were directly under her the entire time?' Mr. Scott: 'That's what she said.'"
Michael Scott: Well... Delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it.