Michael Scott Quote #1032
Quote from Michael Scott in Survivor Man
Michael Scott: Yeah, just this whole Toby camping thing. I don't know. It seems a little lame.
Jim: How so?
Michael Scott: A bunch of guys in a tent making s'mores?
Jim: What's that?
Michael Scott: Hello, I'm Broken Mountain. Here's the thing. That's not how you go camping. I think you go camping by yourself in the wilderness. It's not with a group of guys frolicking around in tents. It's one guy, or two guys if your plans change.
Jim: Not gonna change.
Michael Scott: I want to do it myself. You know, I want to go and find out something about myself. I want to get out of here. All the cliques and the office politics, and fluorescent lights and the asbestos.
Jim: I thought we had that looked at.
Michael Scott: I'm sick of it. I'm sick of this place, Jim.
The Office Quotes
‘Survivor Man’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim's life with a can of pepper spray I had velcroed under my desk. People say, "Oh, it's dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the workplace." Well, I say it's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than by a stranger on purpose.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Man became civilized for a reason. He decided that he liked to have warmth and clothing and television and hamburgers and to walk upright, and to have a soft futon at the end of the day. He didn't want to have to struggle to survive. I don't need the woods. I have a nice wood desk. I don't need fresh air because I have the freshest air around: A.C. And I don't need wide open spaces. Check it out. [turning monitor around to reveal desktop] I can also make it the sky.
Quote from Stanley
Meredith: What is Jim thinking? It's a birthday. So what if there's a lot of them.
Kevin: Yeah, I work hard all day. I like knowing that there's going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.
Stanley: I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don't have some cake soon, I might die.
Oscar: Why don't you have an apple?
Stanley: Why don't you mind your business?