Michael Scott Quote #1012
Quote from Michael Scott in Local Ad
Michael Scott: We have three scenes to film, big scenes. We have a song to write, so let's get cracking. Kelly, I want you to do make-up. Oscar, I would like you to do costume design obviously. Phyllis, I'd like you to look around town and see if we have any celebrities in our local area.
The Office Quotes
‘Local Ad’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
Jim: I think it's great that the company's making a commercial. Because not very many people have heard of us. When I tell people that I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers, or muffins, or mittens, or... And frankly, all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. In my second life, I was also a paper salesman, and I was also named Dwight. Absolutely everything was the same, except I could fly.
Quote from Angela
Angela: I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.