Dwight K. Schrute Quote #376
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Andy: I need some advice. I've been spending a lot of time making out with Angela lately. We've been necking, but only necking, right? Not actually kissing our mouths. Just a neck on neck. It's just like rubbing/nuzzling our necks together. It's hot, I'm not gonna lie to you. But it's a little weird. But you seem like a guy with answers. So how do I fast-track this, get to first base?
Dwight K. Schrute: We cannot talk about this... because someone might hear us.
Andy: We'll use code names.
Dwight K. Schrute: Angela can stay the same, but we'll change Andy to Dwight.
Andy: That's not different enough.
Dwight K. Schrute: Dwike?
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