Michael Scott Quote #1003
Quote from Michael Scott in Local Ad
Michael Scott: Little girl in a field holding a flower. We zoom back to find that she's in the desert, and the field is an oasis. We zoom back further. The desert is a sandbox in the world's largest resort hotel. Zoom back further. The hotel is actually the playground of the world's largest prison. Zoom back further-
Ad man: Okay. I can tell your time's valuable.
Michael Scott: Actually I don't get paid by the hour anymore, but thank you. I get paid by the year, so...
The Office Quotes
‘Local Ad’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
Jim: I think it's great that the company's making a commercial. Because not very many people have heard of us. When I tell people that I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers, or muffins, or mittens, or... And frankly, all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. In my second life, I was also a paper salesman, and I was also named Dwight. Absolutely everything was the same, except I could fly.
Quote from Angela
Angela: I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.