Dwight K. Schrute Quote #373
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Money
[Jim follows a wailing sound down the hallway, knocks on Dwight's door]
Dwight K. Schrute: Come in. Did you have another nightmare?
Jim: Hey, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, Jim. I thought you were Mose.
Jim: Does Mose have nightmares?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, yes. Ever since the storm. Is everything satisfactory with your stay?
Jim: Yeah. Yep.
Dwight K. Schrute: Great.
Jim: Just that I'd heard crying or moaning or something in here.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. Well, I'll look into that in the morning. Thank you for bringing that to the attention of the staff.
Jim: Good night, Dwight.
[After Jim closes the door, the wailing resumes]
The Office Quotes
‘Money’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Michael Scott: [on the phone] Yes, is Mr. Hudson there?
Stanley: Yeah, who is this?
Michael Scott: Well I'm just calling because you responded positively to-
Stanley: Michael?
Michael Scott: Stanley?
Stanley: Why are you calling me here at home?
Michael Scott: [in a Mexican accent] Señor, are you happy with your long distance, sir?
Stanley: Michael, I know that's you. Why are you calling me here at home?
Michael Scott: [different voice] Have you con- Have you considered satellite television?
Stanley: Michael, I know that's you. I know your voice.
Michael Scott: All right.
Stanley: Why are you calling me here at home? When I'm at home at night in my own house in my sweats, drinking some red wine, watching my mystery stories, the last thing in the whole godforsaken world I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott.
Quote from Michael Scott
Oscar: Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word "bankruptcy" and expect anything to happen.
Michael Scott: I didn't say it, I declared it.
Oscar: Still- That's- That's not anything.