Michael Scott Quote #953
Quote from Michael Scott in Launch Party
Michael Scott: [answering phone] This is Michael.
Ryan: Hello, Michael, this is Ryan. First off, thanks for the shout-out.
Michael Scott: You're breaking up. I can't hear you.
Ryan: Why's there a kid on your web cam saying that he's being held against his-
Michael Scott: Mmm, kay. [to Dwight] I want you to go in there and pay him for the pizzas, and give him a generous tip. No more than 10%.
Dwight K. Schrute: What will you do?
Michael Scott: I will open the door.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah?
Michael Scott: And hopefully, he will walk out. And the rest is out of our hands.
Dwight K. Schrute: So I'm paying full price?
Michael Scott: Yes.
The Office Quotes
‘Launch Party’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Listen up, kid. I don't like you, but because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please! The computer should be scared of me. I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.
Quote from Pam
Jim: Do you remember what you said to me on my first day at work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
Pam: Yeah. "Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk-mate Dwight."
Jim: And that's when I knew. You?
Pam: You came up to my desk and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired."
Jim: That was the moment that you knew you liked me?
Pam: Yep.
Jim: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Pam: Nope.