Dwight K. Schrute Quote #359

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Launch Party

Andy: What do you think of Angela?
Dwight K. Schrute: I think she's efficient.
Andy: No, not like that. As a woman. W- O-M-A-N.
Dwight K. Schrute: I hadn't noticed.
Andy: You hadn't noticed she's a woman? I hear she's single and ready to mingle. I'm thinking about making a play for her. What do you think? Crazy, right?
Dwight K. Schrute: I think it's inappropriate to date someone you work with.
Andy: Isn't that part of the fun?
Dwight K. Schrute: No. I think you should date Kelly.
Andy: She works here, too. How is that any different?
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh. She works in the annex. You're also welcome to date Toby.

Rate

 ‘Launch Party’ Quotes

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Listen up, kid. I don't like you, but because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please! The computer should be scared of me. I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.

Quote from Pam

Jim: Do you remember what you said to me on my first day at work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
Pam: Yeah. "Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk-mate Dwight."
Jim: And that's when I knew. You?
Pam: You came up to my desk and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired."
Jim: That was the moment that you knew you liked me?
Pam: Yep.
Jim: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Pam: Nope.