Dwight K. Schrute Quote #351
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Dwight K. Schrute: Excuse me. I've got an announcement to make. We seem to be missing a box of chocolate turtles with pecans. And we will not be leaving the premise until we obtain them. Hand over the turtles now! I ate them, okay?
Former Client: I ate them, okay. I ate the turtles. They're gone!
Dwight K. Schrute: [leaving] We'll bill you.
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