Michael Scott Quote #924
Quote from Michael Scott in Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Former Client: Do you forget something? What happened to you guys?
Michael Scott: Give it back. The gift basket. Give it back.
Former Client: Oh, what is this?
Dwight K. Schrute: It's real simple. If you don't appreciate what we do, then give us back our basket.
Former Client: Maybe you should leave.
Michael Scott: Yeah, maybe we should. Maybe we should leave. Come on, let's leave. But before we leave, my wet friend and I are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches!
Dwight K. Schrute: Can you call us a cab, please? I'm gonna- Oh, sorry!
Michael Scott: Look. My clothes are so wet. Nice leather.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, my shoes are so muddy!
Former Client: All right, here you go. Take it back!
Michael Scott: It's been opened.
Former Client: Yeah, it was mine.
Michael Scott: What's missing? The turtles. Where are the turtles?
Former Client: Come on, guys. Get out of here!
Michael Scott: Where are the turtles?! Where are they?
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