Michael Scott Quote #922
Quote from Michael Scott in Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Michael Scott: What a disaster. This whole thing.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'll call a cab.
Michael Scott: These people just don't realize what a gift basket means. They don't get it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Look at that, still works. Old fashioned cell phone.
Michael Scott: Yeah. What about that last guy, Aaron? Is he a jerk- I don't even know if I want it. Their website, so easy. Yeah, well, you can have your technology, jackass. Look where it got us.
The Office Quotes
‘Dunder Mifflin Infinity’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm going to live for a very long time. My grandma Schrute lived to be 101. My grandpa Mannheim is 103, and still puttering around down in Argentina. I tried to go visit him once but my travel visa was protested by the Shoah Foundation.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me, the choice is easy.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: What is the actual deal with these things in terms of testicles?
Jan: What?
Michael Scott: I don't wanna grow weird sperm in case we ever wanna have kids.