Michael Scott Quote #920

Quote from Michael Scott in Dunder Mifflin Infinity

Michael Scott: Look, we want you back.
Former client: Can you offer lower prices?
Michael Scott: Well, no.
Former client: Then we're not coming back.
Dwight K. Schrute: He's not coming back. It's over.
Michael Scott: No, it's not.
Former client: No, he's right.
Dwight K. Schrute: Accept it, why would he come back?
Michael Scott: Why would he come back? I'll tell you, Dwight. He would come back because we offer a wide selection of products, and you're not getting the same customer service that you get with us, are you?
Dwight K. Schrute: That's not gonna change his mind. He's moving on. We had our chance and we killed it.
Michael Scott: [sighs] Look. We're also coming out with a website soon. It's a state-of-the-art thing. It'll be up and running. It's gonna cut costs and it will make ordering much easier.
Former client: Well, okay. Well, when it's up, I'll check it out and if it really cuts costs, maybe we'll come back.
Michael Scott: Great. The magic of the gift basket.
Former client: That I don't care about as much. Let me know when the site's up.
Michael Scott: Okay, good. Don't let Emily have any of the Cajun almonds. She's allergic.

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