Jan Quote #33
Quote from Jan in Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Jan: So what's Ryan doing here?
Michael Scott: I don't know. They're launching a big new business plan, a new website. He's being a real twerp about it though. It's all about youth, and agility, and streamlining. Trying to squeeze out the older people.
Jan: He's such a snake. Hope he gets them an ageism suit.
Michael Scott: What is that word?
Jan: Ageism? Like a couple years ago we tried to force out some of the older branch managers with a mandatory retirement age and then Ed Truck, your old boss, threatened us with a lawsuit, so we had to back off.
Michael Scott: So older people have just as many rights as younger people?
Jan: Yes, Michael, they do.
The Office Quotes
‘Dunder Mifflin Infinity’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm going to live for a very long time. My grandma Schrute lived to be 101. My grandpa Mannheim is 103, and still puttering around down in Argentina. I tried to go visit him once but my travel visa was protested by the Shoah Foundation.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me, the choice is easy.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: What is the actual deal with these things in terms of testicles?
Jan: What?
Michael Scott: I don't wanna grow weird sperm in case we ever wanna have kids.