Kelly Quote #44

Quote from Kelly in Dunder Mifflin Infinity

Kelly: I want you to tell me that you care about me. That is what I want.
Ryan: Kelly, I'm your boss now, okay? You can't keep talking to me like I'm your boyfriend.
Kelly: Oh, big strong man. Fancy new whatever. I don't think you ever cared about me.
Ryan: I never cared about you? Six months ago, Karen Filippelli sent me an email asking me out. I said no because I was committed to our relationship.
Kelly: Well, I hope you're still committed, because I'm pregnant. [later: Kelly shakes her head to camera] And guess what buddy? I am keeping it.
Ryan: Okay.
Kelly: Do you feel prepared to raise a baby?
Ryan: I ca- I can't talk about this right now, okay? After work, we'll go out to dinner, we'll talk about it then, okay?
[aside to camera:]
Kelly: We have a date!

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