Michael Scott Quote #899
Quote from Michael Scott in Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Michael Scott: Okay. Mind is exploding. Get over here. Come on. Come here. Okay, stand up. Here we go. Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy. Because today is the day that Jim and Pam become one.
Jim: Actually, we're dating for 2 months.
Michael Scott: I love you guys so much. [Michael hugs Jim]
Pam: Phone's ringing.
Michael Scott: No, no. Pam, let'em ring. Let the bells of Dunder-Mifflin chime out your love. Because this is really good. This is really good. My heart soars with the eagle's nest.
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‘Dunder Mifflin Infinity’ Quotes
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