Michael Scott Quote #895

Quote from Michael Scott in Fun Run

Pam: Hey, Michael, look at this lamp. $8.
Michael Scott: That's a good deal.
Pam: And Michael, you don't have rabies. And chances are you're not gonna get it anytime soon. So you don't really have to think about it too much.
Michael Scott: Pam, if everybody felt that way, nothing would get done.
Pam: Yeah, but there's other better people out there who are helping.
Michael Scott: You just don't think I am capable of making a difference.
Pam: I know you, Michael. I saw you naked.
Michael Scott: You don't- You don't know me. You've just seen my penis. I can make a difference. Remember, I'm the one who started this whole thing off by hitting Meredith with my car. And I owe it to her to finish this G.D. 5k.

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 ‘Fun Run’ Quotes

Quote from Creed

Creed: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't sue me. That's the opposite of the point that I am trying to make.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not, like, this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.