Dwight K. Schrute Quote #339
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Fun Run
Dwight K. Schrute: You're feeling better?
Angela: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, you look cute as a button. You've worked up quite a sweat.
Angela: The vet's removing Sprinkles' organs right now and sending them to the lab.
Dwight K. Schrute: I am a farmer, Angela.
Angela: What does that mean?
Dwight K. Schrute: When a farmer sees an animal that is in pain, that has no quality of life, that has no utility, a farmer does what city folk don't have the stomach to do.
Angela: You did kill her! I-
Dwight K. Schrute: I sang her her favorite songs.
Angela: You put her in my freezer!
Dwight K. Schrute: It was beautiful and gentle and respectful. I fed her antihistamines and she gradually fell asleep.
Angela: Then she barfed them up in the freezer and tried to get out.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, I'm not responsible for that-
Angela: You!
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, oww.
Angela: It's nothing!
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm robbing her!
Andy: It's nothing!
Dwight K. Schrute: It's nothing! It's fine!
The Office Quotes
‘Fun Run’ Quotes
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