Michael Scott Quote #881

Quote from Michael Scott in Fun Run

Michael Scott: I was also hoping to hand the giant check to a rabies doctor. How's that going?
Pam: Not well. A doctor won't come out to collect a check for $700. Or $500 if we go with the giant check.
Michael Scott: Which we are.
Pam: And also, there is no such thing as a rabies doctor.
Michael Scott: How about a rabies nurse?
Pam: I don't think so.

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