Michael Scott Quote #870

Quote from Michael Scott in Fun Run

Michael Scott: Did anyone do anything involving an Indian burial ground?
Oscar: Like what?
Michael Scott: Like park on it. Or dig up a body. Toby? Do you have anything you wanna tell us?
Toby: No, I did not violate an Indian burial ground. In fact, I had some good luck recently. Alfredo's pizza picked my business card out of the basket, so I get a week of free pies.
Pam: That's cool.
Toby: Yeah.
Michael Scott: Perfect. So our tragedy is your good luck. Satan.

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